I got a raspberry fruit bar from Trader Joe’s. The first ingredient is apples. please elaborate.

I would do ANYTHING to see “Wendy Clear” live.

I still think Grubby Grouper is supposed to be Kid Rock. Accurate portrayal, equally gross.

I still think Grubby Grouper is supposed to be Kid Rock. Accurate portrayal, equally gross.

“The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

I’m five minutes into The Woman In Black and DRad is on a train. What a surprise.

Hey Mark!

Hey Mark!

Me. No other words.

What, what, what are you doing?!

What, what, what are you doing?!

When I’m bitching about my boss with my co-workers and she pops out from nowhere.

When I’m bitching about my boss with my co-workers and she pops out from nowhere.

Doc, there’s a hole where something was.

There’s nothing like the sound of a paper bag when you’re drinking. On the bus.

Part of the reason I love him so much.

Part of the reason I love him so much.

(via jackhoppus)

Can somebody post a link for a zip file of LOVE, Pt. 1, please?

I know it was free and I never cared about AVA really, but I’d like to give them a chance now that I’m on good terms with Tom again.

I’m going to start a running tally of political fliers I get in the mail. And whoever scores less, that is who I am going to vote for.